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Aphorisms: dog barking ...

• Love does not exist, it is just a fancy way to get sex.

• Despite all the romantic and hopelessly optimistic, and we are alone in this world, only agreed to marry us company.

• Poetry does not lead to anything, is the absurdity of life in a beautiful explain.

• A palindrome is a word or phrase subject to psychoanalysis.

• A wedding is the best excuse to meet old friends and the first to say goodbye.

• Dating is a stone thrown into the air, the marriage of the same stone that falls on the head.
• The man's curiosity for the secrets of the universe only has led to the creation of most religions, belief in magic potions and inordinate interest in the lives of others.

• There is nothing original in this world, in spite of these charlatans and swindlers, history reminds us that only updated stupidity.

• Someone said that football was the only joy for the millions of impoverished and fucked in this world. And of course, the real joy of the pockets of some smart-ass sounding the fucking world.

• The goal was invented to include in the game for the ball and denied to note that the third pole is alive.

• Someone asked me what animal reincarnate me if I could. To get by always answered, in "some great and fierce." But after pondering today, more old answer, "anyone, nor so small that the rain I drive or how big or flashy man noticed me."

• Germanic A friend complained about the excessive work of the Germans, in Bolivia we complain about the lack of work, as there is no work so we took refuge in a perpetual carnival and UNESCO, has rewarded our efforts solidarity .

• The Bolivian people is the most difficult and contradictory world, stupid and stubborn as a goat, superstitious to ensure that the stones have a soul. Lazy as any on home soil and hard into submission in foreign lands. And further, the country is full of sociologists who wonder why it is the most backward of Latin America.

Extra: A modest proposal of a disciple of Swift

The local municipality would do well to make a pruning systematic arm all the beggars, because they need to sustain a single member and obtain a better income certainly inspire more sympathy in others, on the other hand relieving him of the excessive weight of their pockets. Spread this proposal to the National Parliament, since as you may have to warn the reader, rather the viewer, MPs only need one hand to make a juicy monthly diet. Of course, to maul the street and park trees each winter, you better not spend ideas and resources, letting them grow freely.

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On the imposition of Mou's philosophy, put out my TV

A year ago at this point in the English league season, a proper gentleman, an engineer, managed to return to Madrid quite diminished compared to the current template. However, despite showing some good football and treading on the heels of the hegemonic Barca meringues managers, pressured by the media addict and faithful to its tradition of never being segundones it is the same that fail ignominiously fired rested quietly and Manuel Pellegrini.

today with the team in the same situation and fewer points in the comparison chart management last strangely coach with a fair wind continues despite ordering his players to exercise a slacker football and devoid of plasticity, mainly in direct confrontations with the Barca squad.

What is unheard of, had not seen the Barcelona 'winning' a game without having won in Madrid, as usual, based on goals (the result was a sad tie for chronic). One Sunday in April, Madrid disrespected his love, his ancestry and his long and rich tradition. Never seen that equipment considered 'great' have come to play a game with the tactics and attitude of second-line equipment, with the added unforgivable local. No sir, never, at least in America they do not, if Boca or River and proceed in stages against arch-rivals, the supporters do not ever forgive them.

But apparently seen, who was capable of so much courage, to dupe around the Santiago Bernabeu and yet still come out unscathed and with the bravado of a high school kid, What happened to the fans who swallowed like playing crappy, silly and timid, waiting for the onslaught of rivals, with recourse to destroy barbed-based game and not to be goleados patadon? If the tactic worked, went to the statistics, but not for the rest of the world, Gray attended a meeting where morally Barca won in style and could have thrashed, if I had proposed.

Perhaps the desperation to get more titles and get it over with the overwhelming superiority of Barcelona, the board has moved to Madrid to hire an illusionist resultadista and apostle of stale catenaccio outdone, that even in their own land is probably endangered. What contribution has made the world of football, except that of mediating the coaching position with the excuse egolatra take pressure off the players to be considered by many as the best coach in the world?

How religion can be accepted as the philosophy of an obscure character whose method is to put ideology court antifútbol Machiavelli, making the bullying the siege weapon to break up the enemy's mental strength, because it is clear he can not do a good sport?

This showman dressed coach, never wrong, it would be weakness to recognize and used as a trump card, the excuse for their errors and mistakes. The excuse saying someone is a tool of the poor and people who can not lose or those who do not have enough bravery to acknowledge the success of others.

And he remains very plump, neatly dressed with the bearing of a gentleman and the imposture of a guru of grass, proud of your business card 'coach title, not Football' (Cruyff, dixit). What if our kids-budding footballers and football fans, "take that speech successful and forget so soon, that the shapes and the correction in the game because they have no place win games, but the onslaught and malicious harassment the opponent in court and relying on the psychological game to warm the ear to unhinge the contrary? Between anecdotes, a friend passed me by the fact that football was a 'gentleman's sport practiced by animals' . Displaying play Real Madrid Pepe, backed by his best defender, the joke really know sadly.

In time, who dared to compare this stinging moral philosophy with the renowned teams like Shankly Liverpool, Ajax, or Michels Sacchi's Milan, probably guilty of mere anecdote granting the figures, because even increase its successful track record based on metallic titles, surely swell the statistics of FIFA, but earning a place in the annals football hard.

For the future of football, by all the gods of the ball for all grandstand Sunday afternoons filled, by the chants of the fans, by the spiritual drunkenness cause the goals, for life itself, is essential to educate the new generations to this philosophy has no more room than in the pages of memory, because if the future football success is measured by the tactic and the meager results and banish the danger of 'jogo bonito ' the court, "because beauty is probably useless and unimportant, but necessary, then it will be time off, because who will want to watch a game with the nuances of a news program.

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Mad Men, if you have not seen, you have not seen anything

I thought that after 'The Godfather' (especially the first part), would not both virtuosity and perfection to recreate certain times . Tired of gimmicky or hyper-realistic film that overwhelms us today, I missed the glamorous beauty of old films from the golden age of Hollywood. Until the 'box silly 'gave birth to a wonderful creature called Mad Men.

Just pull up the first chapters, the series becomes demanding. I confess it took me catch you the storyline, but once on the train, it is impossible to get off of it, not because we can, but because they wanted to. Beginning to see, so I brought that characteristic whiff of old paper from the small library of my uncles, where I spent hours reviewing the old Readers Digest collection , when the magazine was much substance and not the pathetic collection of articles summary it is today. That whole retro aesthetic of airline advertising, automobiles and beverages that recreated its inside pages, by the grace of the creators of the series, beautifully brought to life today.

But what is Mad Men?, Is it an ad or spot that never ends about men engaged in a war whose most effective weapon is persuasion or rather a place where, as they say, the truth lie?

a scene, how not advertising, which airs daily executive powers ambitious and eager for glory, mixed in a cocktail of variegated situations that reflect the American society of those turbulent years of the 60, when surfaced the struggle for civil rights the disadvantage of women, the scenes of the Cold War, etc.

Nobody afraid if you will not hear any shooting, yes, too much alcohol will run fine and look much smoke up in the doctor's office. See smoking does have the attractive enough to think, especially the elegant and beautiful Rachel Menken, a punishment that did not give more rope to the character, I loved that he had a distinguished air, anyway.

Getting into the intricacies of the plot, its refined and most intelligent dialogue requires commitment and a viewer's cultural background. The interesting thing about the series and its greatest asset, apart from its aesthetic careful, is that they take the trouble, although it seems superfluous to fully develop the characters, providing them with complexity, credibility and behavior in line with the reality of time. hopefully not superheroes or supervillains, just flesh and bone with his virtues, misery and ambiguities. That said, it is impossible not to want to put on his shiny shoes of Don Draper , that fucking ladies man who always has an answer for everything, but at heart he is a being haunted by his dark past and vulnerable as a child despite all phlegmatic composure that spreads throughout the episodes. Magnificently embodied by an unknown actor, if I had the good fortune to appear often on the big screen, would surely blanch at the very Clooney.

Betty Draper, the wife would either have to brag to your friends. A beautiful blonde to Grace Kelly, but with the complex daddy's girl who has everything, nevertheless dissatisfied and unhappy as the crown of a pine, a depressive haunting drama of Ibsen.

Peggy Olson, the ever-earnest Peggy, the subject of discussion among men, certainly envious of your talent and that rises to moments of consciousness or mirror Don Draper. It is certainly one of the key characters throughout the series.

Giving much can be uncovered Pete Campbell, an arrogant brat ambition, able to break all the rules and conventions as long climb to positions of privilege.

call attention, those hobbies Bert Cooper, a character beloved patriarchal air but displayed little, it gave a lack of respect and tradition firm Sterling Cooper, the theater of war operations of egos and advertising slogans.

Providing plenty of material, there is the other boss, Roger Sterling , which does not seem to do anything except tell jokes and anecdotes from World War II and has fortunate to enjoy the prize which is the chief secretaries stunning. What can we say about Joan Holloway and her red dress, which has gaping salivating Sterling and the other boys. For that, salt and pepper to the whole story.

Having seen , including those long silences that speak for themselves and frequent shadows that 'light' throughout the series, it is impossible not so much awe and wonder for neatness, thoroughness and consistency historical argument. And that splendid picture depicting as they can be a time of elegance, cars with fins, satin dresses, hair parted, fine hats and coats, made to witness the golden years a time that was possible, until the arrival of hippies and screwed everything.

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De la joie de vivre, processions and other naive

No, not the Christ of Rio de Janeiro

About Holy Week processions in a week, clusters of palm and forced fasting (in spirits, meat rather than red), because the real fast no one believes.

probably in Seville, the devotees and bearers (including celebrities) are well prepared to carry the heavy urns of the brotherhoods have never seen such devotion as the Seville. Here, the bearers have invented a pompous name: "Knights of the Holy Sepulchre" have to see how seriously they take, including an acquaintance of mine.

local Archbishop (now old man), followed by his congregation has taken the walk to the Cerro San Pedro, proposed site of the Cristo de la Concordia, giant mole concrete which monitors the city of Cochabamba. On the other hand, there are those who choose it as penance up the thousand and one steps that can be opened (each named after a donor) of the same hill. Are seen as gourmets the "cochalas" a bit of exercise will come from manual including gym and blessing.

Madrid is raining and it is business as usual, I think. I had never seen the Madrid players, celebrate with so much euphoria, consciously or not that they missed the league and probably in anticipation that they will not win the tenth "romaine" have been intoxicated with emotion Cup king, then, no lie, this "dance I removed it."

For me, I danced it removed, but the hangover from the last wedding I went to last me a thousand hours and, because I have to confess that I like weddings, while not the mine, of course. Yes, she looks at me disapprovingly and just shrug my shoulders and I stand to say " Just kiss and say goodbye " , as the song that's Manhattans.

Here, stands the sky azulísimo the emerging winter. This is the time of the best fruit from South American winter: oranges, tangerines, limes, avocados, custard apples. I tried English avocados but not equal to the Americans, not nearly ... yes, English orange is much higher.

already made me a supply of avocados, the largest and most luscious I've ever seen. One of these days, there will be time to try at home tacos with scrambled eggs and guacamole beef seasoned with a touch of cilantro, ah how I feel Pavlovian dog! to feel the spirit of this grass.

The impromptu photo of still life that is on my desk. The good news is that I've eaten all by myself. Have you tried the breakfast, freshly squeezed orange juice, diced avocado, cheese and toast with a very red Coffee and dessert a few mandarin fragrance?. Ah priceless! ... What else I can say to cure the boredom of a long holiday? ... Bon appetit.