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Aphorisms: dog barking ...

• Love does not exist, it is just a fancy way to get sex.

• Despite all the romantic and hopelessly optimistic, and we are alone in this world, only agreed to marry us company.

• Poetry does not lead to anything, is the absurdity of life in a beautiful explain.

• A palindrome is a word or phrase subject to psychoanalysis.

• A wedding is the best excuse to meet old friends and the first to say goodbye.

• Dating is a stone thrown into the air, the marriage of the same stone that falls on the head.
• The man's curiosity for the secrets of the universe only has led to the creation of most religions, belief in magic potions and inordinate interest in the lives of others.

• There is nothing original in this world, in spite of these charlatans and swindlers, history reminds us that only updated stupidity.

• Someone said that football was the only joy for the millions of impoverished and fucked in this world. And of course, the real joy of the pockets of some smart-ass sounding the fucking world.

• The goal was invented to include in the game for the ball and denied to note that the third pole is alive.

• Someone asked me what animal reincarnate me if I could. To get by always answered, in "some great and fierce." But after pondering today, more old answer, "anyone, nor so small that the rain I drive or how big or flashy man noticed me."

• Germanic A friend complained about the excessive work of the Germans, in Bolivia we complain about the lack of work, as there is no work so we took refuge in a perpetual carnival and UNESCO, has rewarded our efforts solidarity .

• The Bolivian people is the most difficult and contradictory world, stupid and stubborn as a goat, superstitious to ensure that the stones have a soul. Lazy as any on home soil and hard into submission in foreign lands. And further, the country is full of sociologists who wonder why it is the most backward of Latin America.

Extra: A modest proposal of a disciple of Swift

The local municipality would do well to make a pruning systematic arm all the beggars, because they need to sustain a single member and obtain a better income certainly inspire more sympathy in others, on the other hand relieving him of the excessive weight of their pockets. Spread this proposal to the National Parliament, since as you may have to warn the reader, rather the viewer, MPs only need one hand to make a juicy monthly diet. Of course, to maul the street and park trees each winter, you better not spend ideas and resources, letting them grow freely.