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Aphorisms: dog barking ...

• Love does not exist, it is just a fancy way to get sex.

• Despite all the romantic and hopelessly optimistic, and we are alone in this world, only agreed to marry us company.

• Poetry does not lead to anything, is the absurdity of life in a beautiful explain.

• A palindrome is a word or phrase subject to psychoanalysis.

• A wedding is the best excuse to meet old friends and the first to say goodbye.

• Dating is a stone thrown into the air, the marriage of the same stone that falls on the head.
• The man's curiosity for the secrets of the universe only has led to the creation of most religions, belief in magic potions and inordinate interest in the lives of others.

• There is nothing original in this world, in spite of these charlatans and swindlers, history reminds us that only updated stupidity.

• Someone said that football was the only joy for the millions of impoverished and fucked in this world. And of course, the real joy of the pockets of some smart-ass sounding the fucking world.

• The goal was invented to include in the game for the ball and denied to note that the third pole is alive.

• Someone asked me what animal reincarnate me if I could. To get by always answered, in "some great and fierce." But after pondering today, more old answer, "anyone, nor so small that the rain I drive or how big or flashy man noticed me."

• Germanic A friend complained about the excessive work of the Germans, in Bolivia we complain about the lack of work, as there is no work so we took refuge in a perpetual carnival and UNESCO, has rewarded our efforts solidarity .

• The Bolivian people is the most difficult and contradictory world, stupid and stubborn as a goat, superstitious to ensure that the stones have a soul. Lazy as any on home soil and hard into submission in foreign lands. And further, the country is full of sociologists who wonder why it is the most backward of Latin America.

Extra: A modest proposal of a disciple of Swift

The local municipality would do well to make a pruning systematic arm all the beggars, because they need to sustain a single member and obtain a better income certainly inspire more sympathy in others, on the other hand relieving him of the excessive weight of their pockets. Spread this proposal to the National Parliament, since as you may have to warn the reader, rather the viewer, MPs only need one hand to make a juicy monthly diet. Of course, to maul the street and park trees each winter, you better not spend ideas and resources, letting them grow freely.

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On the imposition of Mou's philosophy, put out my TV

A year ago at this point in the English league season, a proper gentleman, an engineer, managed to return to Madrid quite diminished compared to the current template. However, despite showing some good football and treading on the heels of the hegemonic Barca meringues managers, pressured by the media addict and faithful to its tradition of never being segundones it is the same that fail ignominiously fired rested quietly and Manuel Pellegrini.

today with the team in the same situation and fewer points in the comparison chart management last strangely coach with a fair wind continues despite ordering his players to exercise a slacker football and devoid of plasticity, mainly in direct confrontations with the Barca squad.

What is unheard of, had not seen the Barcelona 'winning' a game without having won in Madrid, as usual, based on goals (the result was a sad tie for chronic). One Sunday in April, Madrid disrespected his love, his ancestry and his long and rich tradition. Never seen that equipment considered 'great' have come to play a game with the tactics and attitude of second-line equipment, with the added unforgivable local. No sir, never, at least in America they do not, if Boca or River and proceed in stages against arch-rivals, the supporters do not ever forgive them.

But apparently seen, who was capable of so much courage, to dupe around the Santiago Bernabeu and yet still come out unscathed and with the bravado of a high school kid, What happened to the fans who swallowed like playing crappy, silly and timid, waiting for the onslaught of rivals, with recourse to destroy barbed-based game and not to be goleados patadon? If the tactic worked, went to the statistics, but not for the rest of the world, Gray attended a meeting where morally Barca won in style and could have thrashed, if I had proposed.

Perhaps the desperation to get more titles and get it over with the overwhelming superiority of Barcelona, the board has moved to Madrid to hire an illusionist resultadista and apostle of stale catenaccio outdone, that even in their own land is probably endangered. What contribution has made the world of football, except that of mediating the coaching position with the excuse egolatra take pressure off the players to be considered by many as the best coach in the world?

How religion can be accepted as the philosophy of an obscure character whose method is to put ideology court antifútbol Machiavelli, making the bullying the siege weapon to break up the enemy's mental strength, because it is clear he can not do a good sport?

This showman dressed coach, never wrong, it would be weakness to recognize and used as a trump card, the excuse for their errors and mistakes. The excuse saying someone is a tool of the poor and people who can not lose or those who do not have enough bravery to acknowledge the success of others.

And he remains very plump, neatly dressed with the bearing of a gentleman and the imposture of a guru of grass, proud of your business card 'coach title, not Football' (Cruyff, dixit). What if our kids-budding footballers and football fans, "take that speech successful and forget so soon, that the shapes and the correction in the game because they have no place win games, but the onslaught and malicious harassment the opponent in court and relying on the psychological game to warm the ear to unhinge the contrary? Between anecdotes, a friend passed me by the fact that football was a 'gentleman's sport practiced by animals' . Displaying play Real Madrid Pepe, backed by his best defender, the joke really know sadly.

In time, who dared to compare this stinging moral philosophy with the renowned teams like Shankly Liverpool, Ajax, or Michels Sacchi's Milan, probably guilty of mere anecdote granting the figures, because even increase its successful track record based on metallic titles, surely swell the statistics of FIFA, but earning a place in the annals football hard.

For the future of football, by all the gods of the ball for all grandstand Sunday afternoons filled, by the chants of the fans, by the spiritual drunkenness cause the goals, for life itself, is essential to educate the new generations to this philosophy has no more room than in the pages of memory, because if the future football success is measured by the tactic and the meager results and banish the danger of 'jogo bonito ' the court, "because beauty is probably useless and unimportant, but necessary, then it will be time off, because who will want to watch a game with the nuances of a news program.